( And some of them will undoubtedly rhyme with Duck. (NOTE: If you have an opinion that differs from mine and you post it in the comments, that's cool. But I'm only saying this ONE TIME: DON'T BE A DICK. If I see ANYONE being a dick to ANYBODY in the comments section, you will feel my wrath. I try to keep dickery off this LJ. Spirited debate and discussion is good; dickery is bad. That is all.) )

This week, my little sister Wendy is at this camp called Pennsylvania Free Enterprise Week, which teaches kids about business.  I went to a shorter version of it in high school called Fayette Business Adventure, and I had a blast.  I naturally assumed that Wendy, who is three shades of awesome and way smarter with business matters than I was at 16 ( Read more... )

( Day from Hell, party of one! )

All my furniture got moved out yesterday.  My TV is gone, so I can't watch the Life on Mars marathon that I'd been planning on watching for weeks.  My bed and matress and box spring are gone, so I'm sleeping on the floor in a sleeping bag.  My desk is gone, so I've got to sit on the floor if I want to use the fast internet on my laptop.

I'm fucking ( Read more... )

All right, so this is what's happening at this very moment in my history:

1) I have an interview with FedEx tomorrow at 10 in the morning.
2) I have an interview with a school called The Neighborhood Academy Wednesday at 10 in the morning.

Exciting, no?  Well, this is what I've been doing the last 2 1/2 hours:

1) Got on the Pittsburgh Port Authority ( Read more... )

Before I begin, I would just like to note that this took place over the course of 5 1/2 hours last night.  I am only writing about it now because I've just now been able to calm myself down enough to write about it.  Stupidity of this magnitude will never fail to piss me off...

Last night, around 5:30 in the evening, my roommate Charla called me.  ( Read more... )

See that guy in my icon?  You see him, Emmy People!?  YOU SEE HIM ( Read more... )

So, I get a phone call from my mom early this morning.  She's calling from work to tell me about the plans for me coming home changing.  She tells me that when she called Grandpa to arrange for my oldest sister to meet him, he said he wasn't doing night driving anymore and that they were going to get me Saturday morning.  OK, all well and good, I ( Read more... )

Tom Brady, whatever respect I had for you as a human being is now GONE.  Sometime, at any point in your childhood, did your mother ever teach you that it's wrong to talk about people behind their backs?  Talking shit about Anthony Smith-AFTER YOU WERE THE ONE THAT STARTED SHIT WITH HIM-with Randy Moss the way you did earlier tonight was bad enough ( Read more... )